robertisenberg

How to Ride a Bike in Pittsburgh: 6

In Uncategorized on November 6, 2009 at 10:00 pm

Vintage Grand Prix 027

Before you ride along the river, learn to breathe through your nose. Gnats cloud the air and swirl at precisely face-level. Unless the sunbeams pierce the foliage in just the right way, illuminating this insectoid whirlpool, you won’t spot them before they bullet to the back of your throat. Sunglasses will prevent them from hitting your retinas and drowning beneath your eyeball.

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